I know by the title that it may seem as though Im going to go off on another tangent about Texas folks. Quite the contrary. I want cowboy boots. I want some motherfucking Rattlesnake skin boots and I WILL get some before I leave!
I digress, Im talking about the stupid ass boots that the ladies are wearing with their jeans tucked in and the boots up to their knees with fur on them. Hold the phone...Dont call me and complain. Im sure you all are fine upstanding environmentally conscientious individuals and you do not deserve to be made fun of. However, You! You, with the shorts and or mini skirt and tank top with these boots on in FL as you park your car at the beach, YOU! Im talking to mostly to you. Where did your parents go wrong?
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